Little Old Ladies

[PerfectPartner]

When I went to lunch today, I noticed an old lady sitting on a park bench sobbing her eyes out. I stopped and asked her what was wrong. She said, "I have a 22 year old husband at home. He makes love to me every morning and then gets up and makes me pancakes, sausage, fresh fruit and freshly ground coffee."
I said,"Well, then why are you crying?"

She said,"He makes me homemade soup for my lunch and my favorite brownies and then makes love to me for half the afternoon."
I said,"Well, then why are you crying?"

She said,"For dinner he makes me a gourmet meal with wine and my favorite desert and then makes love to me until 2 a.m."
I said," Well , why in the world would you be crying?"

She said," I can't remember where I live!"
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Two elderly women were eating at a restaurant one morning. Ethel noticed something funny about Mabels ear and she said," Mabel, did you know you've got a suppository in your left ear?"
Mabel answered, " I have? A suppository?" She pulled it out and stared at it. Then she said, "Ethel, I'm glad you saw this thing. Now I know where my hearing aid is!"

[sailingagain]

First one funny.....second one = YUCK!!!!

[daddymention]

I kinda like that second one even though it's sick!