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Posted By Tom Ponton
El Productoville
Copyrighted by Tom Ponton

Smokin' a stogie
Thinkin' I'm Bogie
I choked on Prince Edward - Gagged on White Owl
I'm out to get plastered
Maybe Dutch Mastered
The air around me is trendy but foul

Smokin' away in El Productoville
Searchin' for my lost Cuban cigar
Some people claim that those ashes inflaim
But I know
That I'm just burnin' tar

Playin' my Sega
With Garcia y Vegas
Stuck in my teeth as I lounge on the floor
I'm drinkin' martinis
With babes in bikinis
Who reach for a big one from my humidor

Smokin' away again in El Productoville
Searchin' for my lost Cuban cigar
Some people claim I should have found out a name
But I know
I'll just go back to the bar

Cigars were nasty
Before angioplasty
But don't you know now they've become quite the rage
But it's all just a new trend
And soon it will all end
Then used by old fogies past middle age

Smokin' away again in El Productoville
Search' for my last Cuban cigar
Some people claim it's a young swinger's game
And I know
That it's gone way too far