This Fisherman is 65 Years Old and Loves to Fish. He Was Sitting in His
Boat the Other Day When He Heard a Voice Say, "Pick Me Up."
He Looked Around and Could Not See Any One. He Thought He Was
Dreaming When He Heard the Voice Again, "Pick Me Up."
He Looked in the Water and There Floating on the Top Was a Frog.
He said, "Are You Talking to Me"?
The Frog Said, "Yes, I'm Talking to You. Pick Me up and Kiss Me and
I'll Turn into the Most Beautiful Woman You Have Ever Seen and Will
Give You the Most Wonderful Sexual Pleasures That You Have Ever
Dreamed Of."
The Fisherman Looked at the Frog for a Short Time and Then Reached
over and Picked it up Carefully, Placing it in His Front Breast
Pocket.
Then the Frog Said, "What Are You Nuts, Didn't You Hear What
Said? I Said Kiss Me and I Will Give You Sexual Pleasures like You
Have Never Had."
He Opened His Pocket, Looked at the Frog and Said, "At My Age
I'd Rather have a Talking Frog."
The Talking Frog
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