A Red wings fan was driving to Joe Louis Arena for a Cup game and he passed by the local priest standing beside his car with a Gas can. He stops and offers him a lift. The priest thanks him kindly and together they proceed to gas station .
On the way they see a man walking his dog on the side of the road. On closer inspection the man was seen to be wearing a Avalanche jersey. Now, the Wings fan that was driving just hated the Avs, and he suddenly felt an uncontrollable urge to run his car into him. Worried about the Priest Sitting beside him the man pretends to fall asleep and lets the car drift toward the Avs fan. At the last minute the Avs fan jumped out of the way, the driver of the car heard a bang, but he was sure he'd missed him.
The two men proceeded to the gas station in silence. The Wings fan pulled up and said, "Look Father, I'm really sorry about that incident back there. I don't know what came over me. Can you forgive me, Father??"
The Priest replied, "Of course I can forgive you, my son. Don't worry - I GOT THE SON OF b**** WITH MY GAS CAN!!
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