Class of AVS fans

MICHIPHIN · Post by **MICHIPHIN** » May 23, 2002 9:16 am

A first grade teacher explains to her class that she
is a Colorado Avalanche fan. She asks her students
to raise their hands if they are Avalanche fans too.
Not really knowing what an Avalanche fan is, but
wanting to be liked by their teacher, their hands
fly into the air.

There is, however, one exception. A little girl has
not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her
why she has decided to be different. “Because I’m
not an Avalanche fan,” she retorts. “Then,” asks the
teacher, “what are you?”

“I’m a proud Detroit Red Wings Fan,” boasts the little
girl. The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face
slightly red. She asks the little girl why she is a Wings fan.

“Well, my Dad and Mom are Wings fans, so I’m a Wings
fan too, “ she responds.

The teacher is now angry. “That’s no reason,” she says
loudly. “What if your Mom was a moron, and your Dad
was an idiot. What would you be then?”

“Oh,” says the little girl. “Well, then I’d be an
Avalanche fan.”

GO WINGS!!!

PHAW Webmistress · Post by **PHAW Webmistress** » May 23, 2002 9:17 am

Michi Michi Michi - you disappear for days on end and you reappear with this - tsk tsk tsk........

ZeroDuval · Post by **ZeroDuval** » May 23, 2002 9:20 am

Good one Michi!!!!!!

Wondered where Avs fans came from.....

PHAW Webmistress · Post by **PHAW Webmistress** » May 23, 2002 9:22 am

Av's fans comes for purple mountain majesty

Red wings people come from Detroit

Need I say any more

Post by **SMLCHNG** » May 23, 2002 12:07 pm

Michi.. shame on you..

And you go Phaw! No.. you needn't say more!!

MICHIPHIN · Post by **MICHIPHIN** » May 23, 2002 10:42 pm

For such good people as yourselves PHAW and CNG... why the heck are you AVS fans?

parrotmedic · Post by **parrotmedic** » May 29, 2002 8:00 pm

On 2002-05-23 09:22, PHAW Webmistress wrote:
Av's fans comes from mountains

Red wings people come from Detroit

Need I say any more

Nope 1 Picture is worth 1000 words
Av fan from the Mountains!!!

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PerfectPartner · Post by **PerfectPartner** » May 29, 2002 10:26 pm

Good one Michiphin!! I'm gonna borrow it and change the teams to p*** off a friend.

Parrothead987 · Post by **Parrothead987** » June 13, 2002 3:41 pm

LOL. Good one Michiphin! Even though i like the Avalanche, it made me laugh.

Drank_Rum_Until_Dawn · Post by **Drank_Rum_Until_Dawn** » June 13, 2002 3:58 pm

Funny, seems like I saw that same joke a while back, only the teams were reversed (as is correct).