The Man in the collar

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Post by pair8head »

A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and
noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he wore
his collar that way.

The man, who was a priest, said, "I am a Father."

The little boy replied "My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like that."

The priest looked up from his book and answered "I am the Father of
many."

The boy said, "My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he
doesn't wear his collar that way.

The priest getting impatient said "I am the Father of hundreds," and
went back to reading his book.

The little boy sat quietly, but on leaving the bus he leaned over and
said, "Well. maybe you should wear your pants backwards instead of your
collar."
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Post by sailingagain »

Timely.
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Post by NJPhinPhan »

Tee hee hee
Tee hee hee
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Good one!
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Post by ZeroDuval »

Very Nice!
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Post by Dally »

Cute. . .very cute!!! :grin:
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Post by sirgumby77 »

That Joke really adds another meaning now, after all thats happening with the churchs, but i still must laugh at that, growing up in a catholic family
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