Posted: May 30, 2002 7:05 am
Three hockey fans were on their way to a game in Denver when one
noticed
a foot sticking out of the bushes by the side of the road. They
stopped
and discovered a nude female, drunk and passed out.
Out of respect and propriety, the Colorado Avs fan took off his
Avalanche cap and placed it over her right breast. The St. Louis fan
took of his Blues cap and placed it over her left breast. Following
their lead, the Detroit Red Wings fan took off his Red Wing cap and
placed it over her crotch.
911 was called and, when the fire officer arrived, he conducted his
assessment. First, he lifted up the CO Avs cap, replaced it, and wrote
down some notes. Next, he lifted the St. Louis Blues cap, replaced it,
and wrote down some more notes. The officer then lifted the Detroit
Red
Wings cap, replaced it, then lifted it again, replaced it, lifted it a
third time, and replaced it one last time.
The Avalanche fan was getting upset and finally asked, "What's the
deal,
are all firefighters perverts or something? Why do you keep lifting
and
looking, lifting and looking?"
"Well," said the firefighter, "I'm simply surprised. Normally, when I
look under a Detroit Red Wing cap , I find an a**hole."
noticed
a foot sticking out of the bushes by the side of the road. They
stopped
and discovered a nude female, drunk and passed out.
Out of respect and propriety, the Colorado Avs fan took off his
Avalanche cap and placed it over her right breast. The St. Louis fan
took of his Blues cap and placed it over her left breast. Following
their lead, the Detroit Red Wings fan took off his Red Wing cap and
placed it over her crotch.
911 was called and, when the fire officer arrived, he conducted his
assessment. First, he lifted up the CO Avs cap, replaced it, and wrote
down some notes. Next, he lifted the St. Louis Blues cap, replaced it,
and wrote down some more notes. The officer then lifted the Detroit
Red
Wings cap, replaced it, then lifted it again, replaced it, lifted it a
third time, and replaced it one last time.
The Avalanche fan was getting upset and finally asked, "What's the
deal,
are all firefighters perverts or something? Why do you keep lifting
and
looking, lifting and looking?"
"Well," said the firefighter, "I'm simply surprised. Normally, when I
look under a Detroit Red Wing cap , I find an a**hole."