tennis elbow

beachnut · Post by **beachnut** » May 30, 2002 5:04 pm

A man goes to the doctor about his painful elbow. The nurse hands him a cup and asks for a urine sample. The guy is rather puzzled, and asks, "why the urine, I'm just here for my elbow"; the nurse replies that the Dr. has a new diagnostic machine that can diagnose every disease and condition with 100% accuracy just by testing the patient's urine. So the man goes and gives a sample. The doc comes in and says, "You have tendinitis, also known as tennis elbow; take these pills and give that elbow a rest for a while; come back in two weeks and bring us another urine sample"; he hands the guy his pills and a cup to bring his sample in. The guy is impressed, but he decides to have a little fun and see just how good this new machine is. The night before he goes back to the doctor, he pees in the little cup. Then just for fun he has his wife pee in it too. Then he asks his teenage daughter to add hers as well. Then he goes out to the garage and puts in a few drops of oil from the car's crank case. Then just for kicks he whacks off and adds a bit of that into the mix. He goes into the doctor's office the next morning, gives the cup a good shake and hands it to the nurse. "Lets see what your fancy machine makes of that" he says. Soon the doctor comes in to see him. "Well, smartass", the doc says, "I've got bad news. Your wife's got VD, your daughter is pregnant, your car's about to throw a rod; and if you don't stop whacking off, that tennis elbow is never going to get better."

Dally · Post by **Dally** » May 30, 2002 5:18 pm

LOL!!!

sailingagain · Post by **sailingagain** » May 31, 2002 12:37 pm

NICE!!!

Dally · Post by **Dally** » May 31, 2002 3:57 pm

SA, it figures we would both think that was funny, LOL!!