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Posted: June 5, 2002 9:32 pm
by phjrsaunt
Ok I'm at least a part time blonde, so I can get away with this...
This dumb blonde gets pulled over while driving home. The cop asks for her license and registration. "I don't know what that is" she insists. So the cop says "your license. That's the little card that has your photo on it and gives you permission to drive. Your registration is that piece of paper that proves you own this car. Now show them to me."

She still doesn't have a clue and insists she doens't know what he's talking about.

So the cops thinks to himself "let's just see how dumb this chick is!" He whips out his "you know what" and sticks it in the window, aimed right at her face.

She says, "OH NO! Not another Breathalizer test!" :roll:

Posted: June 5, 2002 9:38 pm
by SMLCHNG
Oh Auntie... that IS BAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!! :grin:

Posted: June 6, 2002 1:02 am
by MICHIPHIN
The question is....the legal limit is 0.8... What did she blow?

Posted: June 6, 2002 7:22 am
by DenverBrian
Oh MICHIPHIN!
I would imagine at least a 6"

Posted: June 6, 2002 9:29 am
by ZeroDuval
Blow?????

Posted: June 6, 2002 3:19 pm
by Dally
You are so Baaaad Auntie!!!! :smile:

You aren't much better MICHI, LOL :smile:

Posted: June 6, 2002 4:47 pm
by case
That reminds me .. whats the difference between a blonde and a misquito ? .. One knows when to stop s***ing

Posted: June 6, 2002 5:09 pm
by Dally
:eek: LOL, that's funny case

Posted: June 7, 2002 7:34 am
by phjrsaunt
On 2002-06-06 01:02, MICHIPHIN wrote:
The question is....the legal limit is 0.8... What did she blow?
MICHI-BAAAADD!!!! :wench:

Posted: June 7, 2002 12:04 pm
by sailingagain
NICE!!!

:lol:

Posted: June 8, 2002 12:56 am
by NJPhinPhan
:eek: :eek:
OMG!!

I am SO glad I am NOT a joke moderator! :lol:

WAYYYYYY too phunny Auntie! Never expected anything less from ya! :grin:

Posted: June 9, 2002 4:47 pm
by phjrsaunt
Actually, we have my tri-colored hair husband to thank (or blame) phor this on!:grin:

Posted: June 11, 2002 10:34 pm
by BrownxEyedxGirl
I'm 100% blonde and should be completely offended by that but i'm also 100% PH and think that is god d*mn hillarious... Good one!