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Posted By phjim
A Senior Looks at 70
copyright 1999 by Buck Margarita

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I have heard you call
Digestive tract is out of whack
And I think that I may fall
I'm at a crawl
I'm at a crawl

Played a little bingo
Walked my share of malls
Wear my depends night and day
Just in case nature calls
Like water falls
Like water falls

Yes I am a senior
My time is getting late
I don't care that I lost my hair
And I wear a dental plate
Ain't life great?
Ain't life great?

I've been retired for so many years
I'm napped out and I'm crapped out
Hearin aids in my ears
And I got to stop dozin'
Time to start mozin'
Down to see the doctor again
He's not my friend
He's not my friend

I tried me some Viagra
Made me stiff and sore
It got so bad that my wife got mad
That I don't take it no more
Now I can't score
I can't score

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After all these years I've found
My fiber intake is at stake
And with you I am bound
Feel like I'm wound
As I head up town
Feel like I'm wound
Hope I don't fall down