Two elderly ladies

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pair8head
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Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing.
One lady turns and asks, "Do you still get horny?"
The other replies, "Oh sure I do."
The first old lady asks, "What do you do about it?"
The second old lady replies, "I s*** a lifesaver."
After a few moments, the first old lady asks, "Who drives you to the
beach?"
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Post by sailingagain »

UGHH!!
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Post by Dally »

:eek: :eek: :eek: OH MY!!!
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:lol:
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Post by phjrsaunt »

Groan!!!! :grin:
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My love is staying an anchor tied to you with that silver chain.
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Post by Dally »

LOL....it figures the Queen of Naughty would think this joke was hilarious!! :grin:
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