Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing.
One lady turns and asks, "Do you still get horny?"
The other replies, "Oh sure I do."
The first old lady asks, "What do you do about it?"
The second old lady replies, "I s*** a lifesaver."
After a few moments, the first old lady asks, "Who drives you to the
beach?"
Two elderly ladies
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