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Posted: July 6, 2002 11:11 pm
by parrotmedic
On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning.
One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in front of the plane. "I'm too young to die!" she wails. "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on Earth to be memorable! I've had plenty of sex in my life, but no one has ever made me really feel like a woman! Well I've had it! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN??"

For a moment, there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril, and they all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane.

Then, a man stands up in the rear of the plane. "I can make you feel like a woman," he says.

He's gorgeous. Tall, built, with long, flowing black hair and jet black eyes, he starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt one button at a time.

No one moves. The woman is breathing heavily in anticipation as the stranger approaches. He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest as he reaches her, and extends the arm holding his shirt to the trembling woman, and whispers:

"Iron this."

Posted: July 6, 2002 11:12 pm
by phjrsaunt
UGH. :grin:

Posted: July 6, 2002 11:15 pm
by parrotsgirl
On 2002-07-06 23:12, phjrsaunt wrote:
UGH. :grin:
Make that a DOUBLE UGH!!!!!...:grin:

Posted: July 6, 2002 11:55 pm
by NJPhinPhan
Is there such a thing as a TRIPLE UGGGG????
:lol:

Posted: July 7, 2002 12:15 am
by Dally
Hmmmm I don't know....let's try a quadruple UGH!!!

Posted: July 7, 2002 9:28 am
by MICHIPHIN
If she was a typical women, she probably complained while ironing it...!

Posted: July 7, 2002 2:55 pm
by Dally
MICHI you love treading on thin ice with us ladies don't you?!?!? :grin:

Posted: July 8, 2002 7:08 am
by DenverBrian
What's iron?

Posted: July 8, 2002 7:43 am
by phjrsaunt
Ironing: that's what you do when you put your wrinkled blouse in the clothes dryer with a d*mp bath towel, right?????? :wink:

Posted: July 8, 2002 8:44 am
by SitaGG
Auntie, you just cut to the chase!! I have to go "iron" my uniform (as soon as the washer finishes the towels!!)lol! (you DO have a camera trained on my house doncha??)

Posted: July 8, 2002 8:47 am
by phjrsaunt
Shoot! You weren't supposed to find that out! :grin:

Posted: July 8, 2002 8:58 am
by SitaGG
Its pretty hard to avoid seeing that giant stuffed parrot in the tree in front of my house!! And those little flashes from the fish tank can only mean they are set up with surveillance equipment! You are so clever! (Pass the biscuits darlin'!) I've missed y'all, I haven't had much chance to get online lately.

Posted: July 15, 2002 4:57 pm
by bearphin
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Posted: July 16, 2002 7:51 am
by DejaLola
On 2002-07-08 07:43, phjrsaunt wrote:
Ironing: that's what you do when you put your wrinkled blouse in the clothes dryer with a d*mp bath towel, right?????? :wink:
Auntie, I thought I was the only one who did that !!

I really hope the woman nailed him GOOD on the head with the iron :wink:

Posted: July 16, 2002 9:04 am
by ZeroDuval
Thanks for the household tips!

Whats a dryer?