A man gets to his plane seat, and is surprised to find a parrot
strapped into the seat next to him. Once in the air, the stewardess
comes round, and the man asks her for a coffee, whereupon the parrot
squawks: "and get me a whisky you cow".
The stewardess, somewhat flustered brings back a whisky for the
parrot, but forgets the coffee. When the man points this out to her,
the parrot immediately drains its glass and yells "and get me another
whisky you b****!"
Quite upset, the stewardess, shaking returns shortly with a whisky for the
parrot, but still no coffee. Unaccustomed to such slackness, the man
decides to try the parrot's approach: " I've asked you twice for a coffee,
cow go and get it or I'll give you a slap!"
In a couple of seconds, two burly stewards grab both him and the
parrot, take them to the emergency exits and throw them out. As they
are ejected from the plane, the parrot turns to the man and says "You
know, for someone who can't fly, you're a lippy bastard!!".
Flying Parrot
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