It's okay to Laugh out Loud
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SMLCHNG
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- Posts: 178654
- Joined: December 6, 2001 7:00 pm
- Favorite Buffett Song: Tin Cup Chalice/Lovely Cruise
- Number of Concerts: 20
- Favorite Boat Drink: Rum Runner
- Location: Castle Rock, CO
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by SMLCHNG »
EBIT(A) -- earnings before irregularities and tampering (and adjustments).
CEO -- chief embezzlement officer.
CFO -- corporate fraud officer.
NAV -- normal Anderson valuation.
P/E -- parole entitlement.
EPS -- eventual prison sentence.
BULL MARKET -- A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius.
BEAR MARKET -- A 6 to 18-month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex.
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phjrsaunt
- Social Buffettfly
- Posts: 37094
- Joined: October 19, 2001 8:00 pm
- Favorite Buffett Song: Defying Gravity
- Number of Concerts: 21
- Favorite Boat Drink: coconut rum and...anything!
- Location: Lovin' the NOW!
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by phjrsaunt »
No kidding!
My love is staying an anchor tied to you with that silver chain.
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ZeroDuval
- <font color=blue>The Tiki Bar Is Open!!!</font>
- Posts: 49967
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sailingagain
- Touch of Island Fever
- Posts: 15761
- Joined: October 8, 2001 8:00 pm
- Favorite Buffett Song: Banana Republic
- Number of Concerts: 25
- Favorite Boat Drink: Any random tequila shot
- Location: Mile Marker 0
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by sailingagain »
My last (awful) job was as VP of Finance for a Real Estate Development Company, so that hits home. (AND IT'S TRUE)
"In the morning when you rise, aren't you glad to be alive?"
