Wanted: MAN
Posted: October 4, 2002 8:44 am
A woman places a "Want" ad in her local newspaper reading.......
"Wanted: Man.....One who will not leave me, one who will not beat me...But one who can keep me satisfied!"
The next day, the door bell rings and the woman answers the door only to see a young gentleman in a wheel chair sitting there. The man has no arms, and no legs.
The gentleman informs the woman that he is responding to her ad. She quickly remarks that she doesn't think that he is what she is looking for. The man explains to her, "I have no arms to beat with you, and I have to legs to leave you!". The woman quickly askes, "But how do you intend to keep me satisfied?"
The man in the wheel chair replies, "I did ring the door bell, didn't I!"
"Wanted: Man.....One who will not leave me, one who will not beat me...But one who can keep me satisfied!"
The next day, the door bell rings and the woman answers the door only to see a young gentleman in a wheel chair sitting there. The man has no arms, and no legs.
The gentleman informs the woman that he is responding to her ad. She quickly remarks that she doesn't think that he is what she is looking for. The man explains to her, "I have no arms to beat with you, and I have to legs to leave you!". The woman quickly askes, "But how do you intend to keep me satisfied?"
The man in the wheel chair replies, "I did ring the door bell, didn't I!"
