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Birds and the Bees

Posted: October 14, 2002 1:10 am
by rasppy
A father asks his 10-year-old son if he knows about the birds and the bees.
"I don't want to know!" the child says, bursting into tears. "Promise me
you won't tell me!"
Confused, the father asks what's wrong. "Oh, dad," the boy sobs. 'When I
was six, I got the 'There's no Santa speech'. At seven, I got the 'There's
no Easter Bunny' speech. When I was eight, you hit me with the 'There's no
tooth fairy' speech. If you're going to tell me that grownups don't really
have sex, I'll have nothing left to live for."

Posted: October 14, 2002 5:54 am
by daddymention
...well if your talking about my parents, this might be true... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: ...but not for me. :D

Posted: October 14, 2002 7:26 am
by phjrsaunt
That's cute! I'll have to tell that one at work today! :D

Posted: October 14, 2002 7:29 am
by Dally
That was too cute Ras!!! :):):):)

Posted: October 14, 2002 12:46 pm
by sailingagain
I like that. 8)

Posted: October 14, 2002 1:02 pm
by SMLCHNG
:D :D :D :D