A Womans Dream

BuPHett · Post by **BuPHett** » October 15, 2002 3:41 pm

A Woman's Dream

A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her
girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy young
man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes
away from him. The young man noticed her overly attentive stare and
walked directly toward her.

Before she could offer her apologies for being so rude for staring, the
young man said to her, 'I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you
want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20 -- on one condition."

Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The young man
replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three
words."

The woman considered his proposition for a moment, withdrew from her
purse and slowly counted out four $5 bills, which she pressed into the
young man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his
eyes,
and slowly, meaningfully
said.............................................

CLEAN MY HOUSE!!

ph4ever · Post by **ph4ever** » October 15, 2002 4:25 pm

I like her thinking!!! I can come up with 3 different words thou.......

BuPHett · Post by **BuPHett** » October 15, 2002 4:32 pm

ph4ever wrote:I like her thinking!!! I can come up with 3 different words thou.......

I can see your headaches getting better....

ph4ever · Post by **ph4ever** » October 15, 2002 4:51 pm

BuPHett wrote:
ph4ever wrote:I like her thinking!!! I can come up with 3 different words thou.......
I can see your headaches getting better....

If I could just find someone to give me a foot massage tonight, run me a bubble bath, cook dinner, clean up the kitchen and tuck me in bed I'd be 100% better!!!

BuPHett · Post by **BuPHett** » October 15, 2002 4:55 pm

ph4ever wrote:
BuPHett wrote:
ph4ever wrote:I like her thinking!!! I can come up with 3 different words thou.......
I can see your headaches getting better....
If I could just find someone to give me a foot massage tonight, run me a bubble bath, cook dinner, clean up the kitchen and tuck me in bed I'd be 100% better!!!

Mr. French, maybe...

ph4ever · Post by **ph4ever** » October 15, 2002 4:59 pm

BuPHett wrote:
ph4ever wrote:
BuPHett wrote:
ph4ever wrote:I like her thinking!!! I can come up with 3 different words thou.......
I can see your headaches getting better....
If I could just find someone to give me a foot massage tonight, run me a bubble bath, cook dinner, clean up the kitchen and tuck me in bed I'd be 100% better!!!
Mr. French, maybe...

nope.........I want someone to do it out of the kindness of their heart because they love me not because I pay him, HOWEVER if I paid him and got tired of him I could fire him. Cheeper that way. Hummmmmmmmmm I'll have to think about that

redwinemaker · Post by **redwinemaker** » October 15, 2002 5:33 pm

ph4ever wrote:
BuPHett wrote:
ph4ever wrote:I like her thinking!!! I can come up with 3 different words thou.......
I can see your headaches getting better....
If I could just find someone to give me a foot massage tonight, run me a bubble bath, cook dinner, clean up the kitchen and tuck me in bed I'd be 100% better!!!

That's more than 3 words...

BuPHett · Post by **BuPHett** » October 15, 2002 5:37 pm

redwinemaker wrote:
ph4ever wrote:
BuPHett wrote:
ph4ever wrote:I like her thinking!!! I can come up with 3 different words thou.......
I can see your headaches getting better....
If I could just find someone to give me a foot massage tonight, run me a bubble bath, cook dinner, clean up the kitchen and tuck me in bed I'd be 100% better!!!
That's more than 3 words...

RWM...I don't know exactly what 3 words she had in mind, but I guarantee that "me" or "my" was in there somewhere!!!

phjrsaunt · Post by **phjrsaunt** » October 15, 2002 5:49 pm

Send him to my house!

Post by **SMLCHNG** » October 15, 2002 6:03 pm

Ahhh... he probably wouldn't do it right anyway!!!

phjrsaunt · Post by **phjrsaunt** » October 15, 2002 6:06 pm

SMLCHNG wrote:Ahhh... he probably wouldn't do it right anyway!!!

Or else he'd do it too quick.

Or he'd wear a Tshirt!

BuPHett · Post by **BuPHett** » October 15, 2002 6:07 pm

SMLCHNG wrote:Ahhh... he probably wouldn't do it right anyway!!!

Whaddaya expect for $20????....Ron Jeremy?

oh..are you talking about "cleaning" right?...Oops...my bad! :

phjrsaunt · Post by **phjrsaunt** » October 15, 2002 6:08 pm

Whad'ja think we were talking about????????

Innocent little angels that we are.

Post by **SMLCHNG** » October 15, 2002 6:12 pm

Of course we are, Auntie!!! Geez, BuP... where is your mind at??

phjrsaunt · Post by **phjrsaunt** » October 15, 2002 6:15 pm

Some people at this website have such gutter minds! (Course, I ain't saying who! My lips are sealed!)

BuPHett · Post by **BuPHett** » October 15, 2002 6:15 pm

SMLCHNG wrote:Of course we are, Auntie!!! Geez, BuP... where is your mind at??

Sorry ladies....it's tough concentrating, sometimes..

hard day at work, and all...where IS my mind at????

BuPHett · Post by **BuPHett** » October 15, 2002 6:16 pm

phjrsaunt wrote:Some people at this website have such gutter minds! (Course, I ain't saying who! My lips are sealed!)

Guilty conscience???..Hmmmmmm???

phjrsaunt · Post by **phjrsaunt** » October 15, 2002 6:17 pm

So, he would be wearing a T-SHIRT, right??????

Post by **SMLCHNG** » October 15, 2002 6:20 pm

BuPHett wrote:
SMLCHNG wrote:Of course we are, Auntie!!! Geez, BuP... where is your mind at??
Sorry ladies....it's tough concentrating, sometimes.. hard day at work, and all...where IS my mind at????

In the trees?????

BuPHett · Post by **BuPHett** » October 15, 2002 6:33 pm

SMLCHNG wrote:
BuPHett wrote:
SMLCHNG wrote:Of course we are, Auntie!!! Geez, BuP... where is your mind at??
Sorry ladies....it's tough concentrating, sometimes.. hard day at work, and all...where IS my mind at????
In the trees?????

Yea...I guess