COLLEGES!

[BuPHett]

(1) What does the average Texas A&M player get on his SATs?
..........Drool.

(2) What do you get when you put 32 Arkansas cheerleaders in one room?
..........A full set of teeth.

(3) How do you get a Nebraska cheerleader into your dorm room?
..........Grease her hips and push.

(4) How do you get a Colorado graduate off your porch?
..........Pay him for the pizza

(5) Why do the Texas Tech cheerleaders wear bibs?
..........To keep the tobacco juice off their uniforms.

(6) Why is the Baylor football team like a possum?
..........Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.

(7) What are the longest three years of a Kansas State football player's
life?
..........His freshman year.

(8) How many Ole Miss freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?
........None....That's a sophomore course.

(9) Where was O.J.headed in the white Bronco?
..........Lexington, Kentucky. He knew that the police would never look
there for a
Heisman Trophy winner.


AND FINALLY (drum roll and cymbal crash.....)

(10) Why did Texas choose orange as their team color?
..........You can wear it for the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday and
for picking up trash along the highway the rest of the week

[SMLCHNG]

(4) How do you get a Colorado graduate off your porch?
..........Pay him for the pizza

[Dally]

Those were harsh......just glad you didn't mention Georgia, then I might have gotten a little tee'd off :):)

[ph4ever]

(1) What does the average Texas A&M player get on his SATs?
..........Drool.

One Texas team degraded

(2) What do you get when you put 32 Arkansas cheerleaders in one room?
..........A full set of teeth.

(3) How do you get a Nebraska cheerleader into your dorm room?
..........Grease her hips and push.

(4) How do you get a Colorado graduate off your porch?
..........Pay him for the pizza

You've got friends in Colorado!!!

(5) Why do the Texas Tech cheerleaders wear bibs?
..........To keep the tobacco juice off their uniforms.

(6) Why is the Baylor football team like a possum?
..........Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.

Two, Three - boy you sure don't like Texas do you?? and after I've been soooooooo NICE to you

(7) What are the longest three years of a Kansas State football player's
life?
..........His freshman year.

(8) How many Ole Miss freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?
........None....That's a sophomore course.

(9) Where was O.J.headed in the white Bronco?
..........Lexington, Kentucky. He knew that the police would never look
there for a
Heisman Trophy winner.

I have no comment here but I'm sure you offended someone

AND FINALLY (drum roll and cymbal crash.....)

(10) Why did Texas choose orange as their team color?
..........You can wear it for the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday and
for picking up trash along the highway the rest of the week

OK That does it!!! You've hit several of the Texas Colleges. What have you got against Texas. I'm from Texas and I do body shots with you!!!!! Oh you are sooooooooo in trouble Timothy Joseph Paul!!!!! You're on body shot restriction!!!

[pair8head]

Why are murder misterys on the Washington State University campus never solved?


Because the DNA is all the same and there are no Dental records.

[springparrot]

(5) Why do the Texas Tech cheerleaders wear bibs?
..........To keep the tobacco juice off their uniforms.

Hey watch it! I went to Tech

(10) Why did Texas choose orange as their team color?
..........You can wear it for the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday and
for picking up trash along the highway the rest of the week

However, I did like this one!!!

[phjrsaunt]

Those are so BAAAAAAAAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[BuPHett]

(5) Why do the Texas Tech cheerleaders wear bibs?
..........To keep the tobacco juice off their uniforms.

Hey watch it! I went to Tech

(10) Why did Texas choose orange as their team color?
..........You can wear it for the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday and
for picking up trash along the highway the rest of the week

However, I did like this one!!!

I liked the 1st one...nuthin' like a good Aggie joke.

[sailingagain]

That ruled!!