Halloween Ball

[pair8head]

Bob and Mary Smith were invited to a swanky masked Halloween Ball. Mary
had
a terrible headache the night of the party, and told Bob to go without
her.
Bob, a devoted husband, protested, but Mary argued, saying she was
going to
take two aspirin and go to bed. There was no need for her husband to
miss
out on a good time. So, he took his costume and away he went.

After an hour's nap, Mary awoke feeling great! It was still early ...
she
decided to go the party. Having kept her costume a secret from her
husband,
Mary decided to have a little fun. She would see how Bob behaved when
she
was not with him.

Mary joined the party and soon spotted her husband on the dance floor,
dancing with every chick that he could, and copping a little feel here
and a
little kiss there!

Mary sidled up to him. She was no slouch in the Babe department.
Wearing
her most seductive smile, she easily got his attention. He left his
latest
partner high and dry and devoted his attentions to the "new stuff" that
had
just arrived. Mary let him go as far as he wished - he was, after
all, her
husband. When he whispered a little proposition in her ear she agreed.

Off they went to the parking lot, and the first back seat they could
find.

As the clock chimed midnight, Mary slipped away without revealing her
identity. She went home, put her costume away and got into bed. Mary
was
more than curious as to how Bob was going to describe his evening. She
grabbed a book and pretended to be reading when he came home.
Casually, she
asked what kind of evening he had had.

"Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're
not
there."

Then she asked, "Did you dance much?" He replied, "I never danced a
dance.
When I got there, I met Pete, Bill and Charlie. We went into the den
and
played poker all evening. But you'll never believe what happened to
the guy
I loaned my costume to!"

[SMLCHNG]

[Dally]

OUCH!!!!

[sailingagain]

NICE!!!!!!!!