APPLICATION FOR A NIGHT OUT WITH THE BOYS

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Name of Boyfriend/Fiancé/Husband:________________________

I request permission for a leave of absence from the highest authority in my life for the following period:_________________
Time of return:__________
Date:__________ Time of departure:_________ NOT to exceed:_______

Should permission be granted, I do solemnly swear to only visit the locations stated below, at the stated times. I agree to refrain from hitting on or flirting with other women. I shall not even speak to another female, except as expressly permitted in writing below. I will not turn off my mobile after two pints, nor shall I consume above the allowed volume of alcohol without first phoning for a taxi AND calling you for a verbal waiver of said alcohol allowance. I understand that even if permission is granted to go out, my girlfriend/fiancé/wife retains the right to be p*** off with me the following week for no valid reason whatsoever.


Amount of alcohol allowed (units) Beer:_____ Wine:______ Liquor:_____ Total:______

Locations to be visited:_________________



Females with whom conversation is permitted:_____________

IMPORTANT – STRIPPER CLAUSE: Notwithstanding the female contact permitted above, I promise to refrain from coming within one hundred (100) feet of a stripper or exotic dancer. Violation of this Stripper Clause shall be grounds for immediate termination of the relationship.

I acknowledge my position in life. I know who wears the trousers in our relationship, and I agree it’s not me. I promise to abide by your rules & regulations. I understand that this is going to cost me a fortune in chocolates & flowers. You reserve the right to obtain and use my credit cards whenever you wish to do so. I hereby promise to take you to a Michael Bolton concert, should I not return home by the approved time. On my way home, I will not pick a fight with any stranger, nor shall I conduct in depth discussions with the said entity. Upon my return home, I promise not to urinate anywhere other than in the toilet. In addition, I will refrain from waking you up, breathing my vile breath in your face, and attempting to breed like a (drunken) rabbit.

I declare that to the best of my knowledge (of which I have none compared to my BETTER half), the above information is correct.
Signed - Boyfriend/Fiancé/Husband:____________________


Request is: APPROVED / DENIED

This decision is not negotiable. If approved, cut permission slip below and carry at all times.
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Permission for my boyfriend/fiancé/husband to be away for the following period of time:
Date:___________ Time of departure:_________________ Time of return:_____________

Signed – Girlfriend/Fiancé/Wife:_________________

[PHAW Webmistress]

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!

[ZeroDuval]

I suppose we need those for MOTM!

[PHAW Webmistress]

I suppose we need those for MOTM!

SF and I will be happy to "validate" for you

[ZeroDuval]

Can't fill it out, plan on watching the Bears game, no less than 50 feet from the front door of one of the places not permitted by the form!

[PHAW Webmistress]

I won't tell

Which place are you planning on watching from?? Not that I'll be there

[ZeroDuval]

Probably watch some of the Big 10 games there Saturday also.

The Altlantic Shores Pool Bar of course, maybe not, Ricks Key West.... Watching the wall of TV's.

[PHAW Webmistress]

The Altlantic Shores Pool Bar of course

Now THAT would be worth a picture

[PHAW Webmistress]

Hey Z - did you notice what we turned Queenie's thread into????

[ZeroDuval]

She posted, I was just asking questions!

sort-a

[SMLCHNG]

Hey Z - did you notice what we turned Queenie's thread into????

[sailingagain]

I see you've met my girlfriend.