>1. Jesus loves you..... everyone else thinks you're an a**hole.
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>2. Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings"
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>3. The proctologist called, they found your head.
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>4. Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film.
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>5. Save Your Breath... You'll need it to blow up your date!
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>6. Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
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>8. WANTED meaningful overnight relationship.
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>9. Hang up and drive.
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>10. If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!
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>11. Heart Attacks... God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends.
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>12. Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.
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>13. Try not to let your mind wander. It is too small to be out by itself.
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>14. Some people just don't know how to drive. I call these people
>"Everybody But Me."
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>15. Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me.
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>16. Guys, just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one.
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>17. >Welcome to America...Now speak English when you are out in public.
