My Mom sent (what duzn't she send??) this to me in an e-mail

st.somewhere · Post by **st.somewhere** » January 22, 2003 1:18 am

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[center]A dedicated Teamster's Union worker was attending a convention in LasVegas and, as you would expect, decided to check out the local brothels nearby. When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union house?" "No," she replied, "I'm sorry, it isn't." "Well, if I pay you $100.00, what cut do the girls get?" "The house gets $80.00 and the girls get $20.00." Mightily offended at such unfair dealings, the man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop. His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam responded, "Why, yes, sir, this is a Union House." The man asked, "And if I pay you $100.00, what cut do the girls get?" "The girls get $80.00 and the house gets $20." "That's more like it!" the Teamster said. He handed the Madam $100.00, looked around the room and pointed to a stunningly attractive blonde. "I'd like her for the night." "I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam, then gesturing to an 85 year old woman in the corner, "but Ethel here has more seniority."

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sirgumby77 · Post by **sirgumby77** » January 22, 2003 1:38 am

That is so wrongggggggggggggggg

sailingagain · Post by **sailingagain** » January 22, 2003 1:58 am

NICE!!!!

ZeroDuval · Post by **ZeroDuval** » January 22, 2003 3:15 pm

Gumby, that would be your luck!

CRC Parrothead · Post by **CRC Parrothead** » January 22, 2003 4:25 pm

Good one!

PerfectPartner · Post by **PerfectPartner** » January 27, 2003 11:15 am