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Someone got drunk and spewed on my Hawaiian skirt at Alpine last year.

So...I thought this year I'd make a shirt with a parody of this song starting with "Please do not get drunk and spew...." but that's as far as I can get, I'm not that talented.

Any help would be much appreciated. Thanks!!

Phin Lizzy

Ok off the top of my head


I really do apreciate
the fact your havin fun
but please get away from me
don't make me get my gun

I know you are excited
to be seeing you know who
buddy please don't you
get drunk and spew.

Next verse goes something like this,

Please don't you get drunk and spew

I just washed this hawiian shirt
It's cleaned and pressed for you
They say you are a lightweight
Buddy, I really hope it's not true

So, please don't you get drunk and spew