Top Ten ways you can tell someone has never been to a Buffet
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bascically you eitehr go all out at a buffett show or dont go at all. if youre gonna go there blasting "backstreet boys" (it really happened believe it or not) and wearing baggy pants and are only going there just to get drunk, you got problems. at least get drunk and be a buffett fan! put on a hawaiian shirt, grab a margarita and let loose!
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Parrotdise,
You're absolutely right!....no one that has been to a Buffett concert before would be remotely curious about your sign.....I mean, after all the message is perfectly clear....
It says: "Look at me, I'm a flaming Idiot!"
P.S. It is very thoughtful to let us know that from a safe distance.
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You're absolutely right!....no one that has been to a Buffett concert before would be remotely curious about your sign.....I mean, after all the message is perfectly clear....
It says: "Look at me, I'm a flaming Idiot!"
P.S. It is very thoughtful to let us know that from a safe distance.
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1. THEY MAKE IT BACK TO THE MOTOR HOME ON THE FIRST TRY.
2. THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND OUR PRE-CONCERT ANXIETY IF WE'RE NOT PERFORMING.
3. THEY'RE AFRAID TO DRINK A MYSTERIOUS MIXTURE FROM A LARGE TUB OF SOME SORT.
4. YOU HEAR THIS QUESTION: ARE WE JUST HAVING CHEESEBURGERS?
5. THEY MAKE IT TO THEIR SEAT SOBER.
6. WHEN THE PICTURES COME BACK, THEY REMEMBER ALL OF THEM.
7. NOT UNDERSTANDING THE "SHOW YOUR T**S FOR A DRINK" CONCEPT.
8. THEY ASK YOU: WHY DOES IT TAKE SO LONG FOR YOU PICK OUT WHICH HAWAIIAN SHIRT TO WEAR?
9.YOU HEAR: WHY ARE WE STOPPING AT THE STORE AGAIN, DON'T WE HAVE ENOUGH?
10. THEY DON'T HAVE FLIP FLOPS!
2. THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND OUR PRE-CONCERT ANXIETY IF WE'RE NOT PERFORMING.
3. THEY'RE AFRAID TO DRINK A MYSTERIOUS MIXTURE FROM A LARGE TUB OF SOME SORT.
4. YOU HEAR THIS QUESTION: ARE WE JUST HAVING CHEESEBURGERS?
5. THEY MAKE IT TO THEIR SEAT SOBER.
6. WHEN THE PICTURES COME BACK, THEY REMEMBER ALL OF THEM.
7. NOT UNDERSTANDING THE "SHOW YOUR T**S FOR A DRINK" CONCEPT.
8. THEY ASK YOU: WHY DOES IT TAKE SO LONG FOR YOU PICK OUT WHICH HAWAIIAN SHIRT TO WEAR?
9.YOU HEAR: WHY ARE WE STOPPING AT THE STORE AGAIN, DON'T WE HAVE ENOUGH?
10. THEY DON'T HAVE FLIP FLOPS!
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10. They wait in line at the porta-potty for 30 minutes
9. They think the Margaritaville lost verse is something new! which means:
8. They have never heard "You Had To Be There"
7. They have never seen an ice luge
6. They won't drink from the ice luge because it looks gross :0
5. They are not aware there was a time "before the beach"
4. You look at them and think, Shouldn't they be at Dave Matthews or Phish?
3. They don't get "God's Own Drunk"
2. They try to start the wave
1. They show up @ Filene's right before the drawing and win, oh wait, you won't see them at the show
9. They think the Margaritaville lost verse is something new! which means:
8. They have never heard "You Had To Be There"
7. They have never seen an ice luge
6. They won't drink from the ice luge because it looks gross :0
5. They are not aware there was a time "before the beach"
4. You look at them and think, Shouldn't they be at Dave Matthews or Phish?
3. They don't get "God's Own Drunk"
2. They try to start the wave
1. They show up @ Filene's right before the drawing and win, oh wait, you won't see them at the show
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- they ask what is in the bottle when someone comes around and offers them a drink from their unlabeled bottle and it filled with worms(true story)
--they ask why u waste all your money to decorate a bar
--they ask y you have a bar
--they ask how ur gunna pick up all the sand u threw down(true story)
--they ask u how much the seats out in the bay at JONES BEACH cost(true story)
---they ask "who are you listening too,,its good"
---"they ask why that guy is dressed up like a pack of Juicy Fruit(true story)
--they run out to the car after the show to beat the traffic.
-- THE WORST ONE
THEY ARE LISTENING TO "TOOL" "NSYNC",SLIM SHADY,,AND THEY BLAST THE RAP FROM THEIR BRAND NEW 2000 JEEP THAT MOMMY AND DADDY BOUGHT THEM..and u are smart enuff to know that ur 81 CJ-7 stays home for the shows..
OH WELL WE ALL CANT BE PHERFECT
PHIN YA LATER
BRIAN
P.S GREAT THREAD
--they ask why u waste all your money to decorate a bar
--they ask y you have a bar
--they ask how ur gunna pick up all the sand u threw down(true story)
--they ask u how much the seats out in the bay at JONES BEACH cost(true story)
---they ask "who are you listening too,,its good"
---"they ask why that guy is dressed up like a pack of Juicy Fruit(true story)
--they run out to the car after the show to beat the traffic.
-- THE WORST ONE
THEY ARE LISTENING TO "TOOL" "NSYNC",SLIM SHADY,,AND THEY BLAST THE RAP FROM THEIR BRAND NEW 2000 JEEP THAT MOMMY AND DADDY BOUGHT THEM..and u are smart enuff to know that ur 81 CJ-7 stays home for the shows..
OH WELL WE ALL CANT BE PHERFECT
PHIN YA LATER
BRIAN
P.S GREAT THREAD
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I ALMOST FORGOT..MERRIWEATHER A FEW YEARS BACK
---THEY ARE DUCKIN' OUT OF THE WAY OF THE FLYIN MARSHMELLOWS AND THEY DONT DARE TOUCH ONE CUZ YOUR ALONG THE BOTTOM AND THE POLICE ARE RIGHT THEIR AND MAY THROW YOU OUT..
OR AS I GUY NEXT TO HIM SAID" WHAT ARE THEY GOING TO DO..THROW US IN MARSHMELLOW JAIL??"
AS I AM SCRABBLEIN AROUND ON MY HANDS AND KNEES,,CUZ I CANT WALK GRABBIN FROM MARSHMELLOWS AND HUCKIN THEM IN EVERY DIRECTION
I ALMOST FORGOT..MERRIWEATHER A FEW YEARS BACK
---THEY ARE DUCKIN' OUT OF THE WAY OF THE FLYIN MARSHMELLOWS AND THEY DONT DARE TOUCH ONE CUZ YOUR ALONG THE BOTTOM AND THE POLICE ARE RIGHT THEIR AND MAY THROW YOU OUT..
OR AS I GUY NEXT TO HIM SAID" WHAT ARE THEY GOING TO DO..THROW US IN MARSHMELLOW JAIL??"
AS I AM SCRABBLEIN AROUND ON MY HANDS AND KNEES,,CUZ I CANT WALK GRABBIN FROM MARSHMELLOWS AND HUCKIN THEM IN EVERY DIRECTION