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Posted By Anonymous
They are like the group of people next to me in the fourth row last night...

All with Backstage Passes and it was clear not one of them had ever even heard Who's the Blonde Stranger?????

Posted By f
anonymous & head parrothead- it kills me. what a waste of seats. but they'll probably be back next year after they brush up on sykbh!
welcome!

Posted By Anonymous
When Jimmy comes out on stage for the opening song they turn around and say "Your whistling too loud and it's hurting my ear".

Posted By dobbers2
When it's time for the "National Anthem" they think it starts out with "Oh say can you see....."

Posted By Bart Davis
1.)They show up in a undecorated mini-van.
2.)They are actually sitting where they can see Jimmy!(Once again the true fans get stuck behind poles and 3 miles from the stage)
3.)They Talk on cell phone during the concert.
4.)They get mad when u spill beer on them.
5.)They get offended by flashers.
6.)They cant figure out why that guy in stilts with the air gun keeps walking around.
7.)They say "I didnt know Jimmy Buffett wrote Brown Eyed Girl...Van Morrison must have copied it from him"
8.)They are the ones drinking Budweiser, Busch, and Miller High Life in the parking lot.
9.)They are the ones who get thrown out first.
10.)They have never heard "Hot, Hot, Hot"!

Posted By Anonymous
My favorite: his press pass has the name GRANT BRITT on it, and it's covered in puke because he sat next to a group of drunks on the lawn in Raleigh!

Posted By MaryBeth
They offer to bring a thermos of coffee to the tailgate...true story!

Posted By Anonymous
They say...when did he shave off the mustache?!

Posted By Anonymous
They're excited to tailgate at a venue with a parking garage, "just in case it rains"

Posted By Keysguy
They actually carry a blanket or a chair onto the lawn at the Tweeter Center fully expecting to sit on it.

Posted By Anonymous
They keep asking why that sea-plane is buzzing the parking lot.

Posted By Anonymous
They ask if anyone good is opening up the show for Jimmy.

Posted By Pleiades03
They ask, "Why do you need the next day off from work? It's just a concert." True story.

Posted By Michael Maguire
1. Most obvious sign is those people who leave thinking Jimmy is done for the night. Little do they realize that Jimmy usually does 2 encores.

2. Think merely wearing a lei and their newly bought concert t-shirt qualifies them as Parrotheads.

3. Look like deer in headlights when Jimmy plays tunes from the back catalog that only true Parrotheads know the words to and, most importantly, meaning behind.

4. Know the words to Margaritaville and all of the sudden start studdering when Jimmy sings the "lost verse" to Margaritaville.

5. Say, So who's this Mr. Utley guy?

Posted By brave dave
They sit down

Posted By Anonymous
They ask why you would fly from North Dakota to Florida for three days just to see a show.

Posted By sugarloaf sound
they think parrothead refers to a type of hair frosting/or they've no clue who Tom Batista is.

Posted By Caribbean Soul
They call Great Woods "Tweeter Center"

Posted By Anonymous
They ask you to sit down because they can't see!! (Jones Beach)...True Story!!!

Posted By Anonymous
They threaten to get you kicked out because your only wearing your underwear and a grass skirt.