BuffettNews.com

Posted By mangoman
They ask "Where is Margaritaville anyway?"

Posted By keysdreamer
10. They get to the parking lot 10 minutes before show time.
9. They don't understand the group thing.
8. They come dressed in suits and silk dresses. (I have actually witnessed this.)
7. They bring store bought cookies and cheese and crackers for tailgating.
6. They can't grasp the concept of everyone getting "leied".
5. They keep telling the people in front of them to sit down.
4. They think they'll be out of the parking lot and home by 11:30 p.m.
3. They not only won't wear funny head gear, but make fun of those who do.
2. They b**** about paying $50+ for "just a concert".
1. They don't bring their own toilet paper for the trip to the woods.

Posted By Jennifer Lynch
Carribean Soul - so true!!! It will always be Great Woods to me, and Jimmy!

You can tell a first timer when they look at all the flying beach balls with fear. Then, when they get one, they pop it! True story!

Posted By Caribbean Soul
Jennifer-
Or how about the one's that deflate 'em and stick 'em in their BAG!!! (Also true story)
-CS

Posted By capt.toni
As I am offering margaritas to everyone parked close to us (in the pouring down rain), someone asks: "What's in them?"

Posted By Anonymous
true quote

" I can't wear a Hawaian shirt, I'll look like an idiot!"

Those jeans and polo shirt didn't look stupid though.

Posted By ohio
They want to impress all of their friends, so they bring a DJ to the parking lot party. But the one they choose plays ABBA...a lot.

Posted By Caribbean Soul
And he SURVIVED??!!
-CS

Posted By ohio
an appropriate amount of rum can bring tolerance and amusement. (after that I walked away for a bit so I could find someone who was playing Himself). ^^'s up!!

Posted By well duh
I believe Lisa might have had a word or two with them -- btw, they also favored Village People (those people looked WAY COOL doing their YMCA dance) and (brace yourself), yes, there was Barry Manilow (much Eardrum Helper needed......)

Posted By lisa davis
Yo man, there's no need to feel down, I said yo there....Huh? Oh...uhhh yeah, Village people bite the biggie (and we know that they really do...) Next year I want us to get a DJ and have him blast the most obscure Buffett songs possible so that we can baffle the idiots. I really have to say, those kids were a bit annoying. The girls in the group were all a bit slutty too, and the most annoying thing I noticed was that those Buffett fan wannabe's were the ones jumping infront of the Margaritavision camera, and I don't even think that they played all of SYKBH...Lame... oh well....
Hey Ohio and WellDuh, perhaps you can tell me how it is possible that I left the house with 36 Coronas, and came home with 35, plus 2 Heinekens, 3 Bud Lights, an extra bottle of tekillya, and I still got trashed? Enlighten me....
PEACE
358 Days till Buffett...(give or take)

Posted By Jean
The lady next to your husband complains that his grass skirt is brushing against her leg. (true)

The man that came with the uptight lady states loudly that he would like people to sit down so he can see. (true)

The uptight man and lady leave early to beat the traffic. (also true)

Posted By Anonymous
Wants to cook hot dogs because it cost more to
get hamburgers (true)

Posted By Josh Danile
That Hot Dog thing realy happend to me.
I did not know what to say to him. What Would
you say. Buffett never sings about a hot dog
in paridise!!!!!

Posted By Caribbean Soul
Josh-
For what it's worth... He did praise the hot dogs available at some place in Chicago outside Wrigley Stadium. I can't remember the name though, sorry.
-CS

Posted By Alysia
"Awww.... It's gonna rain. This is gonna ruin everything!"

- A quote from my father on his first (and mine!) Buffett concert in St. Louis this past July. I guess he didn't know that nothing can stop the party for Parrot Heads!

Posted By ckparrotheads
What's up with all the Margarita "stuff"????

Posted By A L Elliott
1)They don't understand the concept of battery-powered hats and necklaces.
2)They can not correctly identify the phrases "Conch Cruiser" or "Hundred Dollar Pickup Truck."
3)They don't know any song not included on "Songs You Know By Heart."
4)They can't believe a twenty-year old would come there with her Dad.
5)They try to "Shoosh" the people they came with for fear that they annoy the other parrotheads (NOTHING can annoy a parrothead at a Buffett concert). **TRUE STORY, as enacted by my very well-intentioned Mom in Cinncinati.
6)They can't recite the opening poem for "Gypsies in the Palace."
7)They wear Tommy Hilfiger Hawaiian shirts.
They leave the first time Jimmy leaves the stage.
9)They don't allow the guy on roller blades to put a balloon parrot on their head.
10)They have no clue in hell who Snake, Johnny D., and Everlasting Moonie are.

Posted By Fred
They try to get into the show carrying their cooler, chairs and squirt blasters. I saw this. They were totally bummed that they had to return to their car to put back all the stuff they were trying to get in with.

Posted By Mike R
start doing the Y.M.C.A. during Fins!