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Posted By Bubba-B
They say out in the lawn, "is that pee I smell."

Posted By dano
Well-intentioned help is offered in the form of the question "So, what kind of beer do you want to get for the show?" (true story...)

Posted By brythom
The kind of people who get mad when sprayed with a water gun full of margaritas...,and then ask,"what was that?"

Posted By Mr. West... Key West
What does working at a dry cleaners have to do with the Top Ten ways you can tell someone has never been to a Buffett concert before. And I'm the best d*m Parrothead on Earth and the Moon and I work at the dry cleaners. So for how ever said that you are just an [color=ff0000]•••[/color] and Buffett fans should not act that way.

Posted By ohio
MrKWest: Umm, 'scuse me, but...huh? Too much tequila or not quite enough? Have a 'rita and chill, bubba.

Posted By Caribbean Soul
ohio-
Check the IP#s above the FIRST Mr. KW psot and then the one we both thought was James William... they are the same and it says James WilliamS (not the way A1AJake signs his!)
Now I am REALLY confused...
Anyway... NONE of it has ANYTHING to do with Buffett virgins.
-CS

Posted By ohio
harumpphhfftt \\stamp//

Posted By mikewitz
when you show up in warm up pants and sneakers and wonder why the parking lot is full at noon

Posted By parrothead899
when you look at people in disgust when they are drinking a margarita out of a ziploc bag with a straw

Posted By Anonymous
They want a good parking spot cause they think they are leaving early.

Posted By Mr. West... Key West
When they are shocked to see nuded people on the top of a bus

Posted By JMay
...where the ladies go into the restroom to
"blow dry" their hair with the hand blowers after a good soaking on the lawn. True story.

Posted By rosemary diehl
People who don't know the message changes with every venue. Does he know every street in every town???

Posted By Anonymous
Corona?? Why would you spend that kind of money when we can get a keg? Sad but true, I have done that. Please forgive me, I learned my lesson...and now I, too, come home with more than I went with, but still get trashed (a la Lisa Davis)...

Posted By sandtender
True story--they can't understand how my best friend knows exactly where Jimmy is and what he'll sing next, but has no clue where her husband is or what he's doing(nor does she care...she's got Jimmy!!!)

Posted By sandtender
They don't know the lost verse...and can't finish singing the song 'cause he "messed" them up whem he "broke his leg twice and had to limp on back home".

Posted By Parrothead33
When Jimmy plays the song Fins, the he or she asks, "Who is everybody praying to?"

Posted By tom keating
Bring small kids and listen to baseball game, on head sets, and do play by play, while Bubba is doing acoustic set.

Posted By Amy N
They panic when they see a (real live)parrot mixing drinks (were talking, he drank coronas, margaritas, daqari's..) and threaten to call the aspca on the owner (true story!)

Posted By Anonymous
During "Margaritaville" they sing "I stepped on a pop tart" Funny!