New Shoes
Posted: June 5, 2003 1:15 pm
A married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. While shopping they
passed a small sandal shop. From inside they heard a gentleman
with a Pakistani accent say, "Come in! Come into my humble shop."
When the couple was inside the shop the shopkeeper said, "I have
some special sandals I think you would be interested in. Dey make
you wild at sex."
Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after
hearing what the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't
need them.
The husband asked the man, "How could sandals make you into a
sex freak?"
The Pakistani man replied, "Just try dem on, Sahib."
After much badgering from his wife, he agreed to try them on. As
soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his
eyes; something his wife hadn't seen in many years.... raw sexual
power.
With a blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Pakistani man,
bent him violently over a table, and started to yank down his
pants.
The Pakistani began screaming: "YOU HAVE DEM ON THE
WRONG FEET !! YOU HAVE DEM ON THE WRONG FEET !!"
passed a small sandal shop. From inside they heard a gentleman
with a Pakistani accent say, "Come in! Come into my humble shop."
When the couple was inside the shop the shopkeeper said, "I have
some special sandals I think you would be interested in. Dey make
you wild at sex."
Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after
hearing what the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't
need them.
The husband asked the man, "How could sandals make you into a
sex freak?"
The Pakistani man replied, "Just try dem on, Sahib."
After much badgering from his wife, he agreed to try them on. As
soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his
eyes; something his wife hadn't seen in many years.... raw sexual
power.
With a blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Pakistani man,
bent him violently over a table, and started to yank down his
pants.
The Pakistani began screaming: "YOU HAVE DEM ON THE
WRONG FEET !! YOU HAVE DEM ON THE WRONG FEET !!"
