Killing flies

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SMLCHNG
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Killing flies

Post by SMLCHNG »

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

"What are you doing?" She asked.

"Hunting Flies" He responded.

"Oh. Killing any?" She asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.

Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?"

He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."
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Post by NYCPORT »

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by MICHIPHIN »

Why would he hit the beers?
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Post by *wahine*surfer »

:lol: :lol: :lol: but i have to ask the same question as michi, why the beer :( ? :wink: :D
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