Damn cat

sawyer692 · Post by **sawyer692** » August 8, 2003 4:50 pm

A couple was dressed and ready to go out for the evening. They
turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered their
pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard.

They phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi
arrived and the couple opened the front door to leave their house. The
cat that they had just put out, scoots back into the house.

They don't want the cat shut in the house because "she" always tries to
eat the bird. The wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes inside
to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, the man in hot pursuit.

The wife doesn't want the driver to know the house will be empty. She
explains to the taxi driver that her husband will be out soon.â€

Fruitcakes101 · Post by **Fruitcakes101** » August 8, 2003 6:22 pm

sailingagain · Post by **sailingagain** » August 9, 2003 12:45 am

Sidew13 · Post by **Sidew13** » August 10, 2003 8:14 am

hawaiiboy · Post by **hawaiiboy** » August 11, 2003 1:02 am

we have 3 kittys who just do not get it, WE however had a really good laugh