Two Italians

sawyer692 · Post by **sawyer692** » August 8, 2003 5:34 pm

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an
animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at
first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say
the following:

"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come
once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee
twice. Then I come one lasta time."

"You foul-mouthed, sex-obsessed SWINE," retorted the lady indignantly.
"In this country, we don't speak aloud in pubic places about our sex
lives!!!"

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a
justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."

I BET YOU READ THIS AGAIN!!!

Post by **SMLCHNG** » August 8, 2003 6:13 pm

Yup.. I read it twice!

Fruitcakes101 · Post by **Fruitcakes101** » August 8, 2003 6:26 pm

Ok I admit it YES I did read it twice still laughing

sailingagain · Post by **sailingagain** » August 9, 2003 12:43 am

Definitely twice!!

Sidew13 · Post by **Sidew13** » August 10, 2003 9:05 am

SMLCHNG wrote: Yup.. I read it twice!

wQs

wanderingtoes · Post by **wanderingtoes** » August 10, 2003 9:22 am

Twice for me and I'm trying to remember how to tell it. Thanks