16 reasons why alcohol should be served at work.....

[Fruitcakes101]

1. It's an incentive to show up.
2. It leads to more honest communications.
3. It reduces complaints about low pay.
4. Employees tell management what they think, not what they want to hear.
5. It encourages car pooling.
6. Increase job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you don't care.
7. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.
8. It makes fellow employees look better.
9. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.
10. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted.
11. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.
12. Employees work later since there's no longer a need to relax at the bar.
13. It makes everyone more open with their ideas.
14. Eliminates the need for employees to get drunk on their lunch break.
15. Employees no longer need coffee to sober up.
16. Sitting "Bare a$$" on the copy machine will no longer be seen as gross.

[SMLCHNG]

I'm in favor of it!!

[sailingagain]

I will attempt to instate this policy immediately!!!!

[SMLCHNG]

I will attempt to instate this policy immediately!!!!

Uh, SA??? Honey??? You work in a restaurant, correct??

[springparrot]

I like it---I'm taking this to our principal tomorrow and she how fast she can get it up and running

[jeepgirl]

all those in favor say ayyyy!

[ParrotHeadDeb]

AYE!!! Am printing this as we speak... will put in our suggestion box at work!!!

[phjrsaunt]

HELL YEAH! (times 16!)

[Fruitcakes101]

AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[12vmanRick]

Did someone get into my head ? Too bad this will NEVER be put into place.