A man walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the
counter and said, "Hi, I hate drawing welfare. I would really rather
find a job."
The man behind the counter replied, "Your timing is amazing. We just got
a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for
his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in a big black
Mercedes.
The suits, shirts, and ties are provided. Because of the long hours of this job, meals will also be provided and you will also be required to
escort
the young lady on her overseas holidays trips. The salary package is
$200,000 a year!"
The man said, "You're bullshitting me man!"
The man behind the counter said, "Yeah, well, you started it."
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