OUCH!!!!

jeepgirl · Post by **jeepgirl** » August 21, 2003 2:43 pm

A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes
later, a loud, blood curdling scream is heard coming from the bathroom. A
few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar.
The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is
screaming. "What's all the screaming about in there?" he yells. "You're
scaring my customers!" I'm just sitting here on the toilet," slurs the
drunk, "and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the
hell out of my balls." The bartender opens the door, looks in, and says,
"You idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket...."

redwinemaker · Post by **redwinemaker** » August 21, 2003 4:20 pm

sailingagain · Post by **sailingagain** » August 21, 2003 11:57 pm

OUCH!!!

Fruitcakes101 · Post by **Fruitcakes101** » August 25, 2003 9:05 am