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Posted By Caribbean Soul
I had seen this one a while ago... but a fellow PH just sent it to me again...

Enjoy, Ladies!

Subject: Men Drivers

A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the
window and yells, "PIG!!"

The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, b****!!"

They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road.

If only men would listen.

Posted By phinns
My wife says I never listen to her. I think that's what she says!

Posted By Lou_A1A
A man in his 40's bought a new BMW and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair, and he decided to open her up.
As the needle jumped up to 80 mph, he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him. "There's no way they can catch a BMW," he thought to himself and opened her up further. The needle hit 90, 100, 120... then the reality of the situation hit him. "What the heck am I doing?" he thought
and pulled over. The cop came up to him, took his license without a word, examined it and
the car. "It's been a long day, this is the end of my shift, and it's Friday before the holiday weekend. I don't feel like more paperwork, so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before, you can go."
The guy thinks for a second and says, "Last week my wife ran off with a cop.I was afraid you were trying to give her back."
"Have a nice weekend," said the officer.