One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a
tree above a river, his axe fell into the river. When
he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "Why are you
crying?" The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen.
into water, and he needed the axe to make his living.
The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a
golden axe.
"Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.
The woodcutter replied, "No."
The Lord again went down and came up with a silver axe.
"Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.
Again, the woodcutter replied, "No."
The Lord went down again and came up with an iron axe.
"Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.
The woodcutter replied, "Yes."
The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him
all three axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home happy.
Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife
along the riverbank, and his wife fell into the river. When
he cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked him, "Why
are you crying?"
"Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!"
The Lord went down into the water and came up with Jennifer
Lopez.
"Is this your wife?" the Lord asked.
"Yes," cried the woodcutter.
The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"
The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a
misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to Jennifer
Lopez, You would have come up with Catherine Zeta-Jones.
Then if I also said 'no' to her, you would have come up
with my wife. Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given
me all three. Lord, I am a poor man, and am not able to
take care of all three wives, so THAT'S why I said yes to
Jennifer Lopez."
The moral of this story is: Whenever a man lies, it is
for a good and honorable reason, and for the benefit of
others.
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Re: When Men Lie
So trueFinsUp328 wrote:
The moral of this story is: Whenever a man lies, it is
for a good and honorable reason, and for the benefit of
others.
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Re: When Men Lie
AMENAir M'Ville Cap'n wrote:So trueFinsUp328 wrote:
The moral of this story is: Whenever a man lies, it is
for a good and honorable reason, and for the benefit of
others.![]()
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