And That's When I First Saw The Bear!!

Gypsy In The Palace · September 25, 2003 12:18 pm

David Letterman has a "Gods Own Drunk" experience.

http://www.canoe.ca/CalgaryNews/cs.cs-09-25-0017.html

ph4life · Post by **ph4life** » September 25, 2003 1:24 pm

Yeah I saw the late show when he showed the footage of the bear. Pretty scary! It reminded me of my bear experience, laste year backpacking in Yosemite

PirateJeff · Post by **PirateJeff** » September 25, 2003 5:02 pm

I can feel for him a buddy of mine and I ran into two brown bears fishing one time, they got within about 10 feet of us and THANK God they were unable to break through some really dense brush or I woulda been their breakfast!! By the my fat-ass never moved so fast!!

nycparrothead · Post by **nycparrothead** » September 25, 2003 5:21 pm

I wonder what the Top Ten things were that he used to clean out his pants!

ragtopW · Post by **ragtopW** » September 26, 2003 8:59 pm

One day I'll tell my bear story,not as close but
my dad still snorts and giggles when I tell it.
He was watching from a distance during my Bear moment.

bumper · Post by **bumper** » September 26, 2003 9:15 pm

Fishing along the Skeena River in BC I hear the faint sound of a twig snap. I turn to investigate in mid-cast to see a 500lb black 15ft away and closing the gap. Be chewed up or drown, I chose drowning and jumped in the river hoping my chest wader safety belt would do its magic. I still see that bear's head in my mind. Whewwwwwwwwwwieeeeeeeeeeee

PirateJeff · Post by **PirateJeff** » September 28, 2003 6:34 pm

nycparrothead wrote:I wonder what the Top Ten things were that he used to clean out his pants!

I didn't have to clean out my pants, but I did spill hot coffee all over myself in an attempt to get the hell outta there!!

*wahine*surfer · Post by *wahine*surfer » September 29, 2003 5:26 am

mtv news recently did a special on what to do if you're ever attacked by a bear (jessica simpson was on a camping trip with her new hubby, he scared her and she thought it was a bear attacking her, thus the reason for the mtv news cover of the subject)

Bob Roberts · Post by **Bob Roberts** » September 29, 2003 9:22 am

As an Eagle Scout and Assistant Scoutmaster, I must share my knowledge:

1. If you are hiking and come across a black or brown bear, make as much noise as possible. The Boy Scout handbook suggests banging pots and pans together. You want to appear bigger and louder to the bear, and it will be scared of you. I personally take a referee's whistle. Also, jump up and down waving your arms high and hitting tree limbs. They say that a bear is more scared of you than you are of it. (disclaimer: I have personally never tried this:))

2. If you are hiking and come across a grizzly bear.........sit down on the ground, put you head between your legs, and kiss your *ss goodbye!

jimminy · Post by **jimminy** » September 29, 2003 9:44 am

grizzly bears are bad news

nycparrothead · Post by **nycparrothead** » September 29, 2003 10:13 am

jimminy wrote:grizzly bears are bad news

Okay jimminy seriously... What the hell is that thing?

CRC Parrothead · Post by **CRC Parrothead** » September 29, 2003 11:40 am

nycparrothead wrote:
jimminy wrote:grizzly bears are bad news
Okay jimminy seriously... What the hell is that thing?

Ugly as hell, whatever it is!!

rednekkPH · Post by **rednekkPH** » September 29, 2003 11:49 am

I've said this before, but that is the ugliest - whatever it is - that I've ever seen.

Frank

thetacoman · Post by **thetacoman** » September 29, 2003 12:24 pm

Did he look like this?

http://www.top-greetings.com/N.py?P=20030925

ph4ever · Post by **ph4ever** » September 29, 2003 1:16 pm

thetacoman wrote:Did he look like this?

http://www.top-greetings.com/N.py?P=20030925

ewwwwwwwwwwwwww

PirateJeff · Post by **PirateJeff** » September 29, 2003 4:15 pm

thetacoman wrote:Did he look like this?

http://www.top-greetings.com/N.py?P=20030925

You know you're a Rednck when...

rednekkPH · Post by **rednekkPH** » September 29, 2003 4:49 pm

"You know you're a Rednck when..."

Nah, this is how a true rednekk decorates his back: