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Updated lyrics for old rockers

Posted: October 3, 2003 12:33 am
by Desdamona
Have we seen these here before?
At my age, sometimes I forget...
:roll:

Herman's Hermits - "Mrs. Brown, You've Got A Lovely Walker"

The Bee Gees - "How Can You Mend A Broken Hip"

The Temptations - "Papa's Got A Kidney Stone"

Ringo Starr - "I Get By With A Little Help From Depends"

Marvin Gaye - "I Heard It Through The Grape Nuts"

Procol Harem - "A Whiter Shade Of Hair"

Johnny Nash - "I Can't See Clearly Now"

Leo Sayer - "You Make Me Feel Like Napping"

ABBA - "Denture Queen"

Paul Simon - "Fifty Ways To Lose Your Liver"

Roberta Flack - "The First Time I Ever Forgot Your Face"

Commodores - "Once, Twice, Three Times To The Bathroom"

Bobby Darin - "Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' A Flash"

and a cover JB needs to update...
Rolling Stones - "You Can't Always Pee When You Want"


I bet you guys can come up with more, right?

Posted: October 3, 2003 12:51 am
by Air M'Ville Cap'n
:lol: Those are good

How about (even though some are dead and some aren't even that old) -

The Eagles - Medicare Will Keep Us Alive
Frank Sinatra - I've Got Wrinkles All Over My Skin
The Who - I Can See for Millimeters
The Cars - Who's Gonna Drive Me To BINGO