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GrannaC wrote: What goes up, but at the same time goes down? Up towards the sky and down towards the ground. It's present tense and past tense too. Come for a ride just me and you.

7lords wrote:

GrannaC wrote: What goes up, but at the same time goes down? Up towards the sky and down towards the ground. It's present tense and past tense too. Come for a ride just me and you.

Awwwwww, correct, and with graphics, too!

Not born, but from a Mother's body drawn, I hang until half of me is gone. I sleep in a cave until I grow old, then valued for my hardened gold. What am I?

7lords wrote:Not born, but from a Mother's body drawn, I hang until half of me is gone. I sleep in a cave until I grow old, then valued for my hardened gold. What am I?

well it's not breast milk

I can't figure out that one, and really must go into lurk mode & get back to w*%k, but it did remind me of this one:

What do old women have between their breasts that young women don't have?

GrannaC wrote:What do old women have between their breasts that young women don't have?

Their knees...

7lords wrote:Not born, but from a Mother's body drawn, I hang until half of me is gone. I sleep in a cave until I grow old, then valued for my hardened gold. What am I?

BRAIN CRAMP!

rednekkPH wrote:

GrannaC wrote:What do old women have between their breasts that young women don't have?

Their knees...

Well, I had "a navel" in mind "Their knees" may be stretching things a bit, you should pardon the pun!

pair8head wrote:

7lords wrote:Not born, but from a Mother's body drawn, I hang until half of me is gone. I sleep in a cave until I grow old, then valued for my hardened gold. What am I?

BRAIN CRAMP!

Here's a hint. Check my location

7lords wrote:

pair8head wrote:

7lords wrote:Not born, but from a Mother's body drawn, I hang until half of me is gone. I sleep in a cave until I grow old, then valued for my hardened gold. What am I?

BRAIN CRAMP!

Here's a hint. Check my location

Cheese

pair8head wrote:

7lords wrote:

pair8head wrote:

7lords wrote:Not born, but from a Mother's body drawn, I hang until half of me is gone. I sleep in a cave until I grow old, then valued for my hardened gold. What am I?

BRAIN CRAMP!

Here's a hint. Check my location

Cheese

DING DING DING

What's so peculiar about this sentence? I do not know where family doctors acquired illegibly perplexing handwriting; nevertheless, extraordinary pharmaceutical intellectuality, counterbalancing indecipherability, transcendentalizes intercommunications' incomprehensibleness.

pair8head wrote:What's so peculiar about this sentence? I do not know where family doctors acquired illegibly perplexing handwriting; nevertheless, extraordinary pharmaceutical intellectuality, counterbalancing indecipherability, transcendentalizes intercommunications' incomprehensibleness.

it made me feel drunk when I read it

pair8head wrote:What's so peculiar about this sentence? I do not know where family doctors acquired illegibly perplexing handwriting; nevertheless, extraordinary pharmaceutical intellectuality, counterbalancing indecipherability, transcendentalizes intercommunications' incomprehensibleness.

20 words - first word has one letter and each successive word is one letter longer until the last word has 20 letters.

damn........I really feel like Jessica Simpson

7lords wrote:

pair8head wrote:What's so peculiar about this sentence? I do not know where family doctors acquired illegibly perplexing handwriting; nevertheless, extraordinary pharmaceutical intellectuality, counterbalancing indecipherability, transcendentalizes intercommunications' incomprehensibleness.

20 words - first word has one letter and each successive word is one letter longer until the last word has 20 letters.

DING DING DING (I thought that one might have lasted a little longer)

pair8head wrote:

7lords wrote:

pair8head wrote:What's so peculiar about this sentence? I do not know where family doctors acquired illegibly perplexing handwriting; nevertheless, extraordinary pharmaceutical intellectuality, counterbalancing indecipherability, transcendentalizes intercommunications' incomprehensibleness.

20 words - first word has one letter and each successive word is one letter longer until the last word has 20 letters.

DING DING DING (I thought that one might have lasted a little longer)

I got lucky - noticed that the words kept getting longer so I started counting

A man lives on the 45th floor of an apartment building. On rainy days, he takes the elevator to and from his apartment, but on sunny days, he will take the elevator from his apartment to the lobby but walks up the 45 flights of stairs when he returns home. Why doesn't he just take the elevator all the time?

7lords wrote:

pair8head wrote:

7lords wrote:

pair8head wrote:What's so peculiar about this sentence? I do not know where family doctors acquired illegibly perplexing handwriting; nevertheless, extraordinary pharmaceutical intellectuality, counterbalancing indecipherability, transcendentalizes intercommunications' incomprehensibleness.

20 words - first word has one letter and each successive word is one letter longer until the last word has 20 letters.

DING DING DING (I thought that one might have lasted a little longer)

I got lucky - noticed that the words kept getting longer so I started counting

A man lives on the 45th floor of an apartment building. On rainy days, he takes the elevator to and from his apartment, but on sunny days, he will take the elevator from his apartment to the lobby but walks up the 45 flights of stairs when he returns home. Why doesn't he just take the elevator all the time?

Sheesh!! He just takes the elevator up 45 flights of stairs sometimes??? I'm sorry, I can't relate to this riddle at all.

Hint: What do you use when it's raining?

7lords wrote:Hint: What do you use when it's raining?

An umbrella, but I still don't get it yet. I'm sure I will & will have to do that slap the forehead thing.