Corporate Lesson
Posted: October 30, 2003 10:44 am
A sales rep, an administration clerk and their manager are walking to lunch
when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out in a
puff of smoke. The Genie says, "I usually only grant three wishes, so I'll give
you one each." "Me first! Me first!" says the admin clerk. "I want to be in
the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world." Poof! She's
gone. In astonishment, "Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep. "I want to be
in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply
of pina coladas and the love of my life." Poof! He's gone. "OK, you're
up," the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, "I want those two back in
the office after lunch."
Moral of the story: Always let your boss speak first.
when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out in a
puff of smoke. The Genie says, "I usually only grant three wishes, so I'll give
you one each." "Me first! Me first!" says the admin clerk. "I want to be in
the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world." Poof! She's
gone. In astonishment, "Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep. "I want to be
in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply
of pina coladas and the love of my life." Poof! He's gone. "OK, you're
up," the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, "I want those two back in
the office after lunch."
Moral of the story: Always let your boss speak first.