The Top 10 Things To Say If Caught Sleeping At Your Desk

Fruitcakes101 · Post by **Fruitcakes101** » November 12, 2003 8:07 am

10. They told me at the blood bank this might happen.
9. This is a 15-minute power nap they suggested in the training class you sent me to.
8. Whew! Guess I left the top off the white out. You probably got here just in time!
7. I was just meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new
paradigm.
6. I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance.
5. I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work related
stress.
4. Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured the solution to our
biggest problem.
3. The coffee machine is broken.
2. Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot.

And the #1 best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk:
1. "......In Jesus' name. Amen."

sailingagain · Post by **sailingagain** » November 12, 2003 12:01 pm

Post by **SMLCHNG** » November 12, 2003 9:03 pm

#6 should include ****SPEW**** !!

daddymention · Post by **daddymention** » November 13, 2003 1:18 am

I like the #1 answer!!!

phjrsaunt · Post by **phjrsaunt** » November 13, 2003 7:48 am

CRC Parrothead · Post by **CRC Parrothead** » November 13, 2003 10:10 am

I like number 10!!