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Fake or Real Christmas Tree

Fake
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49%
Real
30
51%
 
Total votes: 59

ragtopW
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Post by ragtopW »

We always had a real one now this year I am living alone so no tree
But about 3 years ago I went to the parents house with my sis
only to find out that we were going to pick out a tree for the 'Rents
and one for sis and a friend so we pile into the 4x4 and up to the
woods we go, find a nice spot to park and start looking out for
a tree or two well as luck would have it we found all three in about a
hundred feet or so well I'm marking out Mom's and Dad's tree
when I yell to my Dad bring a saw and we will be done and home
for lunch! well Dad hollers back there in a second. I have my back
to my Fathers approch and I'm talking to the sis not watching Dad
when right behind me BRACKKKKKK I jump and about wet myself
the sis is dying laughing at me as my Dad uses A CHAINSAW
to take down this poor little tree, I'm like Uh dad just a handsaw
would have worked I mean this is a nice tree and all, but it's only
6 inches through and all I could have sawed it down in a short while
my Dad is like well yeah but the hand saw is in the bottom of the
toolbox and I did not feel like digging it up besieds I'm too
old to be running around in the snow with a hand saw chopping
down trees this way is faster. I still can not convince him that
it was overkill . :roll: :roll:
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Post by rednekkPH »

DrunkenIrish wrote:Festivus for the Rest of Us! Looking forward to the feats of strength and the airing of the grievances.

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Post by nycparrothead »

Mine is real... But because I live in such a small apartment it's very.....uh..... short... :o :o :o
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Post by BuPHett »

Real is the only way to go...

The aren't stiff when they stick out and they have to move a little when you put balls on them...
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Post by 12 lb. nestle crunch »

i didnt even know they still made fake ones. seriously, i havnt seen one in a store in 10 years or so.
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Post by redwinemaker »

Every year thousands of Boy Scouts and other youth groups pick up the used Christmas trees and take them for recycling, mulching, whatever. They receive donations to go to summer camp etc. for this community service. So.....

Buying a fake tree means you are keeping a kid from going to camp!

Of course you have a fake tree guilt-free by making a donation anyway! Think about it!
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Post by thegoatgod »

Fake
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Post by Marnin Grita Guy »

Goats like them more!
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Post by nolestaylor »

:pirate: have to go with fake. they are reusable.
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Post by Virgin-Island-Girl »

:evil:

Christmas Trees!!!!!!!!

Fake


<take a deep breath, and relax>
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Post by LIPH »

You left out "None of the above"
what I really mean . . . I wish you were here
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Post by buffettbride »

They're real and they're spectacular.
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Post by LIPH »

buffettbride wrote:They're real and they're spectacular.
I'm listening to Peanut Butter Conspiracy right now -

We never took more than we could eat
There was plenty left on the rack


Timing is everything :lol:
what I really mean . . . I wish you were here
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Post by ph4ever »

pair8head wrote:If it aint real it aint in my house!!!

This is so freaking funny!!!!


I convinced Don to get a fake tree :lol: :lol: :lol:
Well...(said in my best Bubba voice) I've been on sabbatical.
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Post by buffettbride »

LIPH wrote:
buffettbride wrote:They're real and they're spectacular.
I'm listening to Peanut Butter Conspiracy right now -

We never took more than we could eat
There was plenty left on the rack


Timing is everything :lol:
:lol: :lol:

I think I should have pre-ordered the new keyboard and monitor today. :lo:
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Post by buffettbride »

ph4ever wrote:
pair8head wrote:If it aint real it aint in my house!!!

This is so freaking funny!!!!


I convinced Don to get a fake tree :lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by Dezdmona »

Fake. My son has Asthma.

Can't have a real tree.
Some people never find it, some only pretend
But me, I just want to live happily ever after every now and then.
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