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How to tell the sex of a fly?

Posted: January 15, 2004 10:23 am
by Duff
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

"What are you doing?" She asked.

"Hunting Flies" He responded.

"Oh. Killing any?" She asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.

Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?"

He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."

Posted: January 15, 2004 5:18 pm
by DrunkenIrish
oldie but goodie:

you ever smell mothballs?

how'd you pry their little legs apart?

Posted: January 15, 2004 6:23 pm
by Duff
Very nice, the simplest humor is the best kind.

Q: Do you know where Deland is?

A: By de sea.

Posted: January 15, 2004 7:32 pm
by nycparrothead
Duff wrote:Q: Do you know where Deland is?
Right next to Deltona and Orange City. I used to live in Deltona. :lol: :lol: :lol: :wink: