Do NOT mess with this woman!!

Post by **SMLCHNG** » January 19, 2004 3:11 pm

After 17 years of marriage, a man dumped his wife for a younger woman. He wanted to continue living in their downtown luxury apartment with his new lover so he asked his wife to move out and get another place. His wife agreed to this, provided that he would give her 3 days alone at the apartment to pack up her things.

She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things

On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining table by candlelight, put on some soft background music, and feasted on a pound of shrimp and a bottle of Chardonnay. When she had finished, she went into each room and deposited a few of the half-eaten shrimp shells into the hollow of the curtain rods. She then cleaned up the kitchen and left.

When the husband returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for the first few days. Then slowly the apartment began to smell. They tried everything; cleaning & mopping and airing the place out. Vents were checked for dead rodents, carpets were steam cleaned. Air fresheners were hung everywhere. Exterminators were brought in to set off gas canisters, during which they had to move out for a few days, and in the end they even paid to replace the expensive carpet. Finally, they could not take it any longer and decided to move.

They could not find a buyer for their stinky apartment so they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank to purchase a new place. The moving company arrived and did a very professional packing job, taking everything to their new home...including the curtain rods.

finsupnorth · Post by **finsupnorth** » January 19, 2004 3:15 pm

Awesome!! that is a great story!!!

East Texas Parrothead · January 19, 2004 3:22 pm

I so love that story, Queenie.

ZeroDuval · Post by **ZeroDuval** » January 19, 2004 3:28 pm

[note to self]

Check curtain rods!

[/note to self]

very nice MA!!

phjrsaunt · Post by **phjrsaunt** » January 19, 2004 6:14 pm

OOOOOOO...that is so BAAAAAAAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!

Sidew13 · Post by **Sidew13** » January 19, 2004 6:22 pm

ZeroDuval wrote:[note to self]

Check curtain rods!

[/note to self]

very nice MA!!

better yet, throw out curtains

12vmanRick · Post by **12vmanRick** » January 19, 2004 7:41 pm

behind the light and wall plug sockets work too!

ph4ever · Post by **ph4ever** » January 20, 2004 7:22 am

I love this woman!!!!!

Dr.Corona · Post by **Dr.Corona** » January 20, 2004 8:35 am

Rule number 1 men, always let her have the house/apartment !!!!

*wahine*surfer · Post by *wahine*surfer » January 20, 2004 12:55 pm

that chick rocks!