Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?
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> >Why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
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> >Why doesn't toothpaste ever go rotten?
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> >Is there ever a day when mattresses are NOT on sale?
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> >Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with the hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
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> >On electric toasters why do they engrave the message 'one slice'? How many pieces of bread do they think people are really gonna try to stuff in that slot?
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> >How come when you first pull the drapery cord the drapes always move the wrong way?
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> >Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, reach down pick it up, examine it then put it down to give their vacuum one more chance?
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> >Why is it that no plastic garbage bag will open from the end you first
>try?
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> >How do those dead bugs get into closed light fixtures?
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> >Why do we wash BATH towels? Aren't we clean when we use them? If not then what was the purpose of the bath?
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> >Considering all the lint you get in your dryer, if you kept drying your
> >clothes would they eventually just disappear?
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> >When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say 'Its alright'? It isn't alright, so why don't we say, 'That hurt?
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> >What is the point of brick wallpaper?
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> >Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
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> >In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
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> >Why do old men wear their pants higher than younger men?
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> >Why is it that inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the heck happened?
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> >If diamonds are a girl's best friend and a dog is man's best friend who really is the dumber sex?
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> >Why are the needy only thought of during the holidays? Aren't they just as needy throughout the rest of the year?
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> >Why is it that men can react to broken bones as 'just a sprain' and deep wounds as 'just a scratch', but when they get the sniffles they are
>deathly ill 'with the flu' and have to be bed-ridden for weeks?
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> >How come we never hear any father-in-law jokes?
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> >Why do men forget everything and women remember everything?
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> >Do Chinese people get hungry an hour after they eat American food?
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> >If at first you don't succeed, shouldn't you try doing it like your wife
> >told you to?
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> >If an optimist fell from a ten story building would he yell out to his
> >friends 'All right so far' as he passed each floor?
