Horses A$$
Posted: February 2, 2004 4:10 pm
A man walked into a beer joint near Waco and ordered a beer. Just then
former President Clinton appeared on the television. After a few sips, the
stranger looked up at the television and mumbled, "Now, there's the biggest
horse's ass I've ever seen."
A customer at the end of the bar quickly stood up, walked over to him, and
decked him.
A few minutes later, as the man was finishing his beer, Hillary Clinton
appeared on the television. "She's a horse's ass, too," he muttered.
This time, a customer at the other end of the bar quickly stood up, walked
over to him and knocked him flat.
The man said, climbing back up to the bar, "Dang! This must be Clinton
country!"
"Nope," the bartender replied, "HORSE COUNTRY."
former President Clinton appeared on the television. After a few sips, the
stranger looked up at the television and mumbled, "Now, there's the biggest
horse's ass I've ever seen."
A customer at the end of the bar quickly stood up, walked over to him, and
decked him.
A few minutes later, as the man was finishing his beer, Hillary Clinton
appeared on the television. "She's a horse's ass, too," he muttered.
This time, a customer at the other end of the bar quickly stood up, walked
over to him and knocked him flat.
The man said, climbing back up to the bar, "Dang! This must be Clinton
country!"
"Nope," the bartender replied, "HORSE COUNTRY."
