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http://www.theindychannel.com/news/2855822/detail.html

Couple Runs For Cover As Baked Bullets Burst
Man Leaves Guns, Ammo In Oven, Doesn't Tell Wife

POSTED: 11:50 a.m. EST February 18, 2004
UPDATED: 11:55 a.m. EST February 18, 2004

HOWARD, Wis. -- A Wisconsin man thought his guns and ammunition would be safe if he hid them in the oven while he and his wife were on vacation.

Only he forgot to tell his wife.

When they returned from vacation, she turned on the oven to cook dinner. You can guess the rest.

The couple took cover behind their refrigerator when the bullets began exploding.

The man was able to use an extinguisher to put out the fire that started in the oven. No one was hurt.
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Man, and i thought I was bad for leaving pots and pans in the oven when I preheat it!
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Post by finsupnorth »

The question is, how many holes were shot in the freezer?

:lol: :lol: :lol: That is an odd one!
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This reporter was informed by the homeowner that "six holes were shot in the freezer." And that's the news.
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Post by NYlandshark »

COMING UP ON THE 11:00 NEWS: Syracuse man arested after apparently filling his oven with ammunition. The estranged man said he was sick of winter.
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