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Blonde Stranger
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Post by Blonde Stranger »

Report the contents in this thread.

Let's see ...

a bunch of crumbs, strawberry seeds, something that looks suspiciously like a mouse turd ... ew.

I won't get into the coffee stains.
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Post by phjrsaunt »

Pet dander. My kitty likes to lounge on the keyboard.
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Post by PalmettoSon »

Leon Phelps says...
Um..yeah...that's disgustin'
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Post by Cubbie Bear »

fourteen beard and or mustache hairs, some Little Debbie crumbs, two staples and.........uh..............OMG........hurllllllllllllll :lol:
"Boat drinks, waitress we........nevermind"
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Post by zanth »

I used to do deskside IT support. I loved the calls I would get where people would say "My keyboard doesn't work." So, I'd walk over to their desk, turn the keyboard upside down, and pour out a pint of water or coffee. Wonder why it didn't work...
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Post by phjrsaunt »

zanth wrote:I used to do deskside IT support. I loved the calls I would get where people would say "My keyboard doesn't work." So, I'd walk over to their desk, turn the keyboard upside down, and pour out a pint of water or coffee. Wonder why it didn't work...
I don't know. Why? :roll:
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Post by Ilph »

A bunch of crumbs, a hole from a three hole punch, a toenail, a drywall nail, and goatee hairs. My roomate just walked by and asked what the hell I was doing.
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Post by Desdamona »

I'm disappointed. Just sand, hair, little dustbunnies, and what looks like
dandruff. I thought maybe it'd be like the sofa cushion thing and I'd have
enough loose change to go to McDonalds. :(
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Post by DejaLola »

:lol: :lol: :lol: Des

some crumbs (I think), dust, and just some really teeny pieces - what IS this stuff ????
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Post by Bob Roberts »

Dust and hair.
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Post by PARROT HEAD MIKE »

Nothing. I got screwed, not even a crumb. Thanks I was hoping for some loose change or something... Or atleast to spell some words backwards.
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Post by iuparrothead »

it's just gross.. no other way to describe it... g.r.o.s.s. :x :x :x
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Post by rednekkPH »

Damn, I'm a slob :oops:
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Post by LaTda »

S P E W (Mt Dew, coffee, etc) from reading comments @ BN :lol:
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Post by ph4ever »

crumbs..........and a monkey hair :o :o :o :lol:


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Post by citcat »

PARROT HEAD MIKE wrote:Nothing. I got screwed, not even a crumb. Thanks I was hoping for some loose change or something... Or atleast to spell some words backwards.
Me too. Nothing. Whassup wid dat? I am not that neat!
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Post by pair8head »

How the hell did that get in there?
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