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Here are my results:

Lo! Who is that, running out of the steppes! It is Jahfin, hands clutching two hardened pitas! And with a gutteral roar, his voice cometh:

"For the love of beatings, I look forward to hearing the lamentations of thy women!!"

Skulking over the desert, brandishing a studded crowbar, cometh Rednekk! And he gives a booming bellow:

"I'm going to forcibly reverse your gender!!"

I tried it with my first name, and got this:

Prowling out of the candy store, wielding a bladed baseball bat, cometh Frank! And he gives a booming cry:

"I'm going to f**k you until you acquire caulrophobia, and plunge you into financial ruin!!!"

then I looked up caulrophobia...

Lo! Who is that, stalking on the mini-mall parking lot! It is Pair8head, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! He roars ominously:

"I'm going to torment you until the sun burns out!!!"

Hark! Who is that, stalking along the steppes! It is Tiki Bar, hands clutching buzzsaw hand extensions! And with a booming roar, her voice cometh:

"I'm going to smack you like it's my job, then bake cookies!"


funny thing is, I've been intending to bake cookies this week... watch out!

Yea, verily: Who is that, skulking out of the hotel lobby! It is Tommcat, hands clutching a studded crowbar! And with a bloodthirsty cry, his voice cometh:

"By Odin's mighty spear, I shall make bloody music with your nation's populace!"

Prowling out of the tarmac, carrying a burning branch, cometh LIPH! And he gives a spectacular roar:

"I'm going to f*#k you past the point of no return!"

Prowling along the desert, wielding an oversized scalpel, cometh Ph4ever! And she gives an ominous scream:

"I'm seriously going to torment you for such a long time, you'll age fifty years!!!"


using my first name:

Stalking across the desert, attacking with buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh Connie! And she gives a bloodthirsty howl:

"I'm going to beat the flaming s*** out of you

Lo! Who is that, rampaging amidst the mini-mall parking lot! It is Christina, hands clutching a reflective halberd! And with a low roar, her voice cometh:

"I'm going to spackle you with wasabi!!!"

Prowling on the cliffs, wielding a reflective halberd, cometh Brian! And he gives a gutteral scream:

"I'm going to ***** you with such disregard for common sense, your timbers will shiver!"

I tryed it with my screen name and I got

Striding over the terrain, swinging a vorpal blade, cometh Parrottheadbaby! And she gives a bloodthirsty scream:

"This one's for you, mom! I plunder like a river of pure piranha!!!"

then tryed it with my given first name and got

Prowling amidst the hotel lobby, attacking with an oversized scalpel, cometh Kandy! And she gives an ominous roar:

"As sure as predators devour prey, I tear into the enemy like a river of pure piranha!"
**COOL cute distraction***

Yea, verily: Who is that, rampaging out of the steppes! It is Island Hopper, hands clutching a vorpal blade! She bellows mightily:

"I'm going to pulverize you until you smell like barbeque, and add a notch to my bedpost!!"

parottthead wrote:Prowling on the cliffs, wielding a reflective halberd, cometh Brian! And he gives a gutteral scream:

"I'm going to f*** you with such disregard for common sense, your timbers will shiver!"

hey you got a cool one!!!

Lo! Who is that, rampaging through the steppes! It is Ilph, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! He cries ominously:

"I'm going to pound you until I am off parole, and plunge you into financial ruin!!!"

Prowling over the desert, attacking with a thorned whip, cometh Big Hat Carmen! And she gives a mighty roar:

"I'm going to bruise you so forcibly, your momma won't recognize you!!"

This is fun and I have a co-worker that deserves this fate.

Prowling amidst the mountains, clutching a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Melli! And she gives a cruel grunt:

"For the love of beatings, I pillage with reckless abandon!!!"

Sprinting across the mini-mall parking lot, attacking with a reflective halberd, cometh Sidew! And he gives a booming bellow:

"By Odin's mighty spear, you are made of meat and I am very hungry!!!"

Running over the cliffs, swinging a jeweled meat hammer, cometh CUparrot! And she gives a booming howl:

"I'm going to flog you until you're a parapalegic!!!"

Here it is with my real name:

Yea, verily: Who is that, prowling on the hotel lobby! It is Angela, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! She cries apocalyptically:

"I'm going to flog you into the stuff of nightmares!!"

Either way, I'm apparently into flogging.....

hehe .. with my user name

Hark! Who is that, running across the freeway! It is Creeky, hands clutching a thorned whip! She grunts ominously:

"I'm going to bludgeon you until you are tax-deductible!!"

Which is quite funny - seeing I worked in Tax dept for 16 years

Rampaging across the cliffs, swinging gilded boxing gloves. cometh El mojito! And he gives a mighty roar:

"I'm going to smash you until you turn magenta, and hit you with a steamroller!!" :