Signs your Amish Teen's in Trouble
Posted: April 28, 2004 7:56 pm
10. Sometimes stays in bed till after 6 am.
9. In his sock drawer, you find pictures of
women without bonnets.
8. Shows up at barn raisings in full "Kiss" makeup.
7. When you criticize him, he yells, "Thou sucketh!"
6. His name is Jebediah, but he goes by "Jeb Daddy."
5. Defiantly says, "If I had a radio, I'd listen to disco!."
4. You come upon his secret stash of colorful socks.
3. Uses slang expression: "Talk to the hand, cause
the beard ain't listening."
2. Was recently pulled over for "driving under
the influence of cottage cheese."
1. He's wearing his big black hat backwards
9. In his sock drawer, you find pictures of
women without bonnets.
8. Shows up at barn raisings in full "Kiss" makeup.
7. When you criticize him, he yells, "Thou sucketh!"
6. His name is Jebediah, but he goes by "Jeb Daddy."
5. Defiantly says, "If I had a radio, I'd listen to disco!."
4. You come upon his secret stash of colorful socks.
3. Uses slang expression: "Talk to the hand, cause
the beard ain't listening."
2. Was recently pulled over for "driving under
the influence of cottage cheese."
1. He's wearing his big black hat backwards